Zenigundam

Pacsun will always be relevant. *gets up in conan's face*

Why would I wear yellow?

Ummm if anything I'm training my liver to be stronger... I'm training it so that I can mitigate the risk of organ failure later on in life... I'm so young and beautiful...

And my alarm button is now in the off position. Am I really that alpha that I actually get up and turn it off when it goes off and go back to sleep for a few more hours without ever remembering doing it? If this is what's actually happening, I'm an elite drinker and girl getter.

What do you mean... *steps to you*

I'm a pro at this! I weigh 180 plus! I'm in my damn prime! Please stop talking this crazy talk before a bouncer or four get hurt!!!!

Techno remix

H-H-H-Help help help help help help badass Zenigundam remix hold it down* ????

Oh this mf's strapped Help me, mods! ?

I'm at it again!!! So much wit and artistic talent...

You definitely have never kissed a girl!!!

Watch ya mouth, young bull. *while holding Kudasai by the neck* ?

She felt the "out of my league" around her. It's sad because I might have given her a chance too, even though I didn't appreciate the stalker aspect of her personality.

She JUST got off the bus as I was typing that last message.

Wow I say the coolest things...

Soccer is rather weak. No fights, no goals. 0-0 with no conflicts.

That was pretty lame though. 5'10" is a smooth height, but 6'2" is awkward imo. It doesn't get good again until 6'5".

Well play basketball then. You're the height of an NBA player. Don't talk about it, be about it, or else everybody will think you're all talk.

Not at all, she's not some beta weak ass who hasn't seen a drunk person before. She loves me... and she always will. ??

5'6" is normal, sorry that you unathletic nerds weren't good enough to make cheddar playing basketball!!!!

Try the 90s, now that was a long ass time ago

13 years ago was nothing, little boy. 2005 was yesterday.

This young lady needs to learn some damn manners even though she's hot. Maybe I need to rise from my seat and teach her some manners...

You need to be the first, not her "change of pace, try something new, rebound" guy because that just means that she wasn't winning at first and she didn't think you were winning at first.

Damaged gooooooods ???