Zenigundam

My friend isn't fortunate or lucky, he's just a badass lone wolf alpha male warrior.

mthor, this isn't about me, it's about a friend of mine. Also, when my friend stole that PS4 (not Walmart), he was working the overnight shift as a data entry clerk and pounced on a golden opportunity to teach that retail company that it should improve its security measures. Also, he was a badass lone wolf alpha male warrior. And yesterday, my friend thought about swinging on that lame store employee who had a bootleg Kanye West look to him, but my friend decided to leg it out of there because a physical altercation would have surely involved the cops and long dormant bench warrants, so now my friend is Scot free a day later because he made some badass decisions yesterday.

We work together, I just caught up her talking nonsense about me, and then she couldn't own up to her transgressions in the moment of truth, just like the OKC ladies who ignore me and think that I'll take them back after they had a couple of failed dates with guys they were not ignoring while they were ignoring me, but no I call them out on their egregious mistakes... and I'll always call them out... ❤🐷💪

Bro, today's not the day, plus I got you to reveal your innermost secrets

I was coming back from taking a student to the bathroom and just as I was walking through the door I overheard her saying that my tough talk with students is because I'm a small guy who's trying to "fit into big shoes", and when I came into the room, she looked stunned because she wasn't expecting us to come back so quickly, and for a second I thought about approaching her and asking, with a smile, "What were you guys just talking about?", but I decided to take the alpha male road and take my seat and let her think about her foolishness. 💪🐻🏄‍♂️

Mind offering some proof? I was there and do not recall that. I was the one to bring you into the light. I was the psychoanalytic warrior...

I only watch good movies, man. If you were making a movie reference, that'd be one thing, but I felt a lot of aggression coming from your last post, and that type of talk could get you in trouble. I mean if I were a movie theater security bro, I'd have to use some MMA on you to get the liquid courage outta your system. 🦁

naraku, stick to your day job bro 😐

Please don't steal my material, young man.

Give me credit, I was the one who got you to reveal it 💪

Holy... ... ... I get it now... 🤤

You didn't specify which gender and you really do have to watch your mouth, lil guy... 🙃💪🏋️‍♂️

Calm down, LB. And please stop cursing, unless you wanna get restrained

You've never even kissed a girl, bro, so get back to monitoring your watch. 💪🐺

He That's what I mean

He died, not it. Please humanize him, my man. *gets in Pandas face, hot blonde beach girls flock to Zenigundam, the legitimate alpha male* 💪🏋️‍♂️🤾‍♂️🐻

Dude, don't get tough with me... *gets in Panda's face in front of all the hot beach babes, who then want to sleep with Zeni*

No, McDonald's at best

Dial S for sex with the lone wolf alpha male warrior supreme gentleman. 🐻 Hot women aged 18-20 only btw 💪

The Game Show Network? It's still there. Get off of Netflix and get back on cable and you'll understand.

I'll never let the cops catch me... I mean hypothetically. 🐂

That sucks. That guy was such a loser for doing all of that.

Hmmmm that's funny because it seemed the zeta bottom was the weak ass store employee who needed to mind his own business and almost got KO'ed!! ...but I'm just asking for a friend. ☺

Hypothetically, would you consider the lone wolf alpha male warrior who escaped a badass and the store employee a very soft little boy?

Put a couple of $16 gel bottles in your bookbag, there's a store employee around the corner trying to catch thieves who hears you zipping and unzipping your bag, but he doesn't see the act of you putting the items in your bag occurring, but he's determined to bust you, and he says, "I saw you put something in there, so please take that out of your bag" and you know he's a dumbass and will cause a scene, so you take the two gel bottles out and you say, "You saw that?" (pretending to be bewildered) and then you tell him, "All right just let me go", but he says, "Come with me" and you sprint out of the store, and he tries to grab you by the wrist, but you rip away from his grip and sprint two blocks away. Ever happen to you? The guy who did this today is a true lone wolf alpha male warrior. The escapee I mean ☺🦁🤠