Mini_ghost420

the woods are so thick that sunlight doesn't touch the ground during the daytime. and there's a lot of local superstitions about the woods that keep most people out. that's good. I conducted Chaos Magick rituals and have genetically modified "super spiders" back there. there's also an old graveyard that "moves around" and changes locations

some day I'm gonna be on that show.

my sister.

haha, that's a good morning checklist!

I tricked them that you were going fishing in Lake Michigan and when they went out there to "get" you I drowned them in the murky waters. my house is haunted too. every night I hear the gunshot she shot herself with

I try not to have a paper trail

you're a guy who likes girls and not women. keep the sexual judgments to yourself you need em LMAO

nobody thinks you're gonna beat them up. nobody thinks you're gonna punch your way out of a paper bag

I don't want his poor mom to have to deal with it. she was punished enough when she had Zeni has a son

yeah I know. it's not the first time I had to have the "you're not a doctor" convo with him. and I don't think it will be the last

Zeni's mom has enough creepy things hanging around her house. but by eating pest insects it'd do more house chores then Zeni

okay

its out in the garage. and I don't really have to go out there

as soon as I capture it there will be pics

Ouch! my stepdad had to go to the hospital because he fucked around and got bit by a recluse and tried to suck the venom out with a vacuum. made it worse and about killed himself

no I'm normally not scared of spiders. but these long legs popping out from behind a shelf gave me a shock

Oh I'm quite used to that as long as it's not one of the expensive spiders I have shipped from overseas I don't blame ya

every time I have seen that it made me want to go dump a barrel of used motor oil on the ground.

I didn't see the whole thing. I just saw the legs. they were over 3 inches long. I suspect that it's a giant wolf spider. I want to capture it.

lol no you're not

because you could make money off of this one.

I don't think I've seen the last of her

you did!

I didn't even think this was possible

get out of here! we worship Monday around here! Monday is the god of days that invented all other units of time!