Mini_ghost420

fuck that beeping it makes me want to smash the dash of the car

I hate the fucking clowns too.. you're making me wanna play it

ohh...

I always like to be a snake oiler

I was gonna say that but he said they have to be "real" animals

I take one once a week not cuz of hemorrhoids cuz my joints get all stiff and hard to move. it helps with that

just in time for the Halloween spirit conjuring I bring to you the obligatory black metals thread. this thread is for links and discussion black metal only. any post not pertaining to black metal will cause a portal to hell to open and consume the poster. I will start things off with Mayhem. in 1991 the original lead singer of Per "Dead" Ohlin committed suicide leaving a note apologizing for the mess of blood and for firing a gun indoors. his body was found by the band's guitarist, Euronymous who took photos of the scene later to be used as an album cover and he also made necklaces out of bits of his skull and made a stew out of bits of his brain.

my cat taught me how to fall off the roof of a building properly

you'd think the old toaster in the bathtub meme is old enough everyone would figure it out by now

Oh god damn it. how can a lit cigarette be fire safe? whoever thought of the idea needs to grow up ~lights a Newport~ dry ignited tobacco leaves are not fire safe in their very nature

that was my intent. my work here is done

see the below post by midnight

they seem to me to be more of a distraction then a help

exactly 23,000 and they're all male

I ride around in old cars and I turn around and look just fine

is that even a safety feature? I mean it don't keep minorities very safe

we're already on our way to getting rid of that

fuck yea for real. most kids I know swear themselves

oh okay. that sounds neat.

so that means not even 'Looners like TrigunBebop likes condoms