Codename: Jackass

SHE'S NOT STEADY BUT OH SHE'S READY TO GO SHE KNOWS THAT GASOLINE WILL SETTLE WHAT THE BOURBON NEVER CAAAAAAAAN

Why is that?

?️nly ?️od ?️nows ?️hy

there's supposed to be a cool guitar bridge after that GOODBYE part

I have also witnessed scenes like this out in the prairie of north central Texas. not everyone understands but I do. Lightning isn't to be fucked with.

?️hat the ?️uck is ?️appening ?️o ?e

I put on my hat and wizard robe

this one time a lightning struck a couple blocks away and it scared me into the house.

she married a tree trimmer

CALL TO YOUR FAMILY, SQUARE UP YOUR DEBTS. STOP AFTER MASS TO RECEIVE YOUR LAST RITES BECAUSE THERE'S AN APPOINTMENT YOU'RE KEEPING TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THERE'S NO TIME FOR TALK AND BULLSHIT THERE'S ONLY TIME FOR GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

Have you ever shoved someone bigger and stronger than you into a locker?

I'm chillin' dude I was just listening to some Converge

why don't you cry me a river instead because I was listening to a sick Converge riff and I got into it okay?

whatever fits the current mood

STAND UP TO BULLYING

UH EXCUSE YOU HANDS OFF SHE'S MARRIED

FRESH FACED OLIGARCH WE HAVE GROWN FAR APART MY ARKHIPOV CALM WILL SERVE ME IN DUE TIME

I SWEAR THAT I'M TRYING BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PAIN FEELS LIKE

I understand the significance of that couch.

stop doing drugs okay?

DON'T MISS RICK AND MORTY SUNDAY NIGHTS ON ADULT SWIM

we get it you vape

This one time I got really really high on some good kush and had an out of body experience listening to In Rainbows. That was pretty neat.

Probably not

Top of the morning My fist to your face is fucking Folgers