Codename: Jackass

HIS NAME WAS GOOD HIS HANDS WERE CLEAN HE'D LAY DOWN AN ARCH IN HIS HEART A FRIEND YOU'D LOVE TO HAVE BUT OH WITH THIS POISON YOU COULD PUT HIM IN HIS BED YOU COULD MAKE HIS STOMACH BLEED BUT OH WITH THIS POISON YOU COULD KILL A MAN LIKE THAT YOU COULD SNAP HIM LIKE A REED

My calf locked up yesterday and woke me from a sound sleep and it's been sore ever since. Thanks Obama

NOT THE TITIS

COVERS THE BASEMENT AND THE ATTIC FLOOR KIDS ARE WITH HER MOTHER AND THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER SOUL TO SEE HER AS SHE'S COMING DOWN THE STAIRS

SHE'S NOT STEADY BUT OH SHE'S READY TO GO SHE KNOWS THAT GASOLINE WILL SETTLE WHAT THE BOURBON NEVER CAAAAAAAAN

Why is that?

?️nly ?️od ?️nows ?️hy

there's supposed to be a cool guitar bridge after that GOODBYE part

I have also witnessed scenes like this out in the prairie of north central Texas. not everyone understands but I do. Lightning isn't to be fucked with.

?️hat the ?️uck is ?️appening ?️o ?e

I put on my hat and wizard robe

this one time a lightning struck a couple blocks away and it scared me into the house.

she married a tree trimmer

CALL TO YOUR FAMILY, SQUARE UP YOUR DEBTS. STOP AFTER MASS TO RECEIVE YOUR LAST RITES BECAUSE THERE'S AN APPOINTMENT YOU'RE KEEPING TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THERE'S NO TIME FOR TALK AND BULLSHIT THERE'S ONLY TIME FOR GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

Have you ever shoved someone bigger and stronger than you into a locker?

I'm chillin' dude I was just listening to some Converge

why don't you cry me a river instead because I was listening to a sick Converge riff and I got into it okay?

whatever fits the current mood

STAND UP TO BULLYING

UH EXCUSE YOU HANDS OFF SHE'S MARRIED

FRESH FACED OLIGARCH WE HAVE GROWN FAR APART MY ARKHIPOV CALM WILL SERVE ME IN DUE TIME

I SWEAR THAT I'M TRYING BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PAIN FEELS LIKE

I understand the significance of that couch.

stop doing drugs okay?

DON'T MISS RICK AND MORTY SUNDAY NIGHTS ON ADULT SWIM