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Naraku4656

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  1. i didn't realize it was a contest
  2. FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL
  3. that's not a bad investment idea either
  4. as did i. i thought they were the funniest thing in like 4th grade or whatever
  5. and to stop calling me daddy, it's creepy
  6. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. cheesecake will be the death of me
  7. the college student in me says HOW COULD THEY DECIDE TO SCREW US ALL. the adult in me asks if i should invest in oil futures and pray they decide to screw us more
  8. i know you have a camera in my bathroom
  9. i wish, there's only so much decent r34. i have to fap to 3d women to suffice
  10. i can do that. the icy hot hasn't been helping much anyway
  11. i'm using icy hot and i'm STILL IN PAIN OW GODDAMN IT
  12. who cares he'll be loaded in a decade or a few anyway
  13. as long as i keep my arms bend it doesn't hurt but i look like a dinosaur when i walk if i do that
  14. because making it gay pride month would remind trump that there are people out there who can pull off a suit far better than he can
  15. WHY CAN'T I MOVE WITHOUT IT HURTING. MAKE IT STOP
  16. well now that you're here i've already pitched a tent
  17. man i miss john candy
  18. *closes windows and doors* NO SUNLIGHT GETS IN MY HOUSE. GET THAT DISGUSTING FRESH AIR AND SUNSHINE OUT OF MY FACE
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