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4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What do you guys think the last good Jurassic Park movie was? For me, The Lost World.

The trained velociraptors in Jurassic World made it pretty interesting. 

Aardgas 

2 hours ago, tsar4 said:

I do love how much he's taken to mocking POTUS' tweet format for some cheeky stabs. 

14 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Well make sure you actually have sleep apnea. I was treated for it for years until i found out its this gastric thing that was waking me up during my sleep studies. 

Now i just own a cpap for no reason...so thats 8k you dont have to spend if you get diagnosed incorrectly.

Well I've had sinus issues that cause me to almost always have to sleep with my head elevated and my throat doesn't feel right. Could be sinusitis or some kind of chronic throat inflammation causing me to bug out. So basically it was indigestion waking you up and not your airways being restricted? Damn so many things can seem like sleep apnea...I'm going to have to do one of those sleep studies I guess to know for sure. 

I saw a trailer recently and thought about the same. The concept seemed like it could be interesting until I saw some of those new dinos you were talking about. I'm definitely not going out of my way to watch it. 

I've never had a problem with it before this last year or so. I'm not sure if it's a brand new development or something I've had for a while and I'm just now noticing it because it's gotten bad enough to effect my sleep quality, but if it gets any worse I feel like I'm gonna need a doctors visit or some kind of medical treatment. Is there anyone here that also deals with it? If so are there any remedies or treatments that you've found successful? Those masks and CPAP machines don't look fun at all. 

15 minutes ago, Insipid said:

That shwag you smoking, it's turning you into Packard.

Says the fool that's been inside a liminal space inside a liminal space for longer than anyone I know! To be honest I think portals to new worlds are completely fine.. I mean I love them in theory, but you deep diving into that hooha every time you need a catchy response is bound to have more far reaching consequences than even CERN playing with their mini blackholes. Our timeline's shitty enough as it is bnjmy cut it out! 

2 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

Is the implication that he was trapped inside fuggs' hooha....?

Well back when it first happened we were all laughing... but you've heard of the backrooms haven't you? There's a reason he's like this.

I just didn't want anyone to forget. He wasn't always like this. 

Just now, naraku360 said:

Is the implication that he was trapped inside fuggs' hooha....?

54 minutes ago, Insipid said:

That's what you get for standing up fuggs at Applebee's, especially when she gave you a wonderful night of carnal pleasure.

Bro I don't even have an Applebee's here we need to talk about them Fuggs Fantasies you've been going through though, and think about getting you on some medication....because I'm worried it's just been getting worse.  I know it must have been a lot being trapped in there for so long, BUT YOU ARE FREE. It's time you lived YOUR life for you ya know. The hooha is gone. 

On 7/19/2022 at 2:01 PM, 1pooh4u said:

I hate tipping though because a lot of scumbags steal tips to pay the workers they have off the books and I don’t understand how in every other universe if you don’t have the money, it’s don’t get the thing, except in the service industry. You can underpay your workers and guilt your customers into paying the salary that the owner should be fuckin paying. No one says they shouldn’t open that business it’s always “if you can’t afford to tip at least 18% don’t go out” not “pay your fuckin workers or don’t open that restaurant”

I have the same complex about tipping, but depending on what the service is, i.e. my waitress hauling my order over all fast and throwing refills at me, or a bartender that's got my back with drinks/ police. I'll tip and make it fat even if you went out of your way for me otherwise why am I paying you to do your job?

HOA's, cold call/door to door sales, pissing in your mates sink without permission etc... 

South Park joining the fray is like the only thing this year has going for it lmao.

7 hours ago, Mode 7 said:

The tech guy didn't do anything because he said that there was nothing he could do since there's not enough history on the new modem. So I have to wait two weeks for whatever the fuck. He did say I wasn't going to get charged for this because he didn't do anything while he was here. In all the years I've been a customer I've never  been charged for a technician so this must be a new thing. At least he was honest in saying that I should switch over to somebody else. 

fiber or not that sounds like a 'noise' issue. As a prior house technician (the guys that come for your trouble call appointments) in my area at least it's because there is indeed bad infrastructure IE breaks in the line that the coms company really needs to send a whole team of maintenance/ construction to repair but they don't wanna..  All we can do is repair and replace all the house lines and a lot of the times I came across that issue multiple of us house guys had been out to the point we were replacing each others shit that we could tell was new and not the problem. 

also edit: we have to take pictures and submit it through a work app if we encounter noise or basically interference to those not in the field, and I mean literally by the time we replace all the immediate infastructure to your house and you're still having issues we can't really do shit at that point it's maintenance and construction for the company that has to trace out a bad node or whatever to fix it...

but they never seemed to want to do it or it took forever. That would lead to customers calling us out again and it effecting our metrics when we literally couldn't fix anything else so ya fuck that job. 

There. Have another wall of text. 

18 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

It was 72 today and drizzly and it was great

I'll trade you and we can switch winters... You can probably get away with wearing shorts on a good mid December day. Hmm? Hmmmm?  Please say yes. 

I watched this earlier... It does about the best job you can do of explaining the wartime powers act, and all the arguments both for and against POTUS being able to do what he did with Iran. The biggest bullet point I can take from it is that...MIGA. *has to face palm* is a sentiment that can and probably should bite POTUS in the ass in seeking to use the WPA and other pre-established legislation other presidents used to do things like your air strikes, bombings etc.

1 hour ago, rpgamer said:

Even if this weren't a terrible idea for all those reasons and more.. this regime is evil enough that you just gotta expect some ulterior motive behind everything.

At a minimum, what are the odds he loaded up on Apple stock just before this declaration?

Those are the odds lol. At least RFK is too stupid not to be completely transparent. The only danger he poses comes from the fact that there are millions of people in the country stupid enough to latch on to his antivax rhetoric or at least parrot it enough to effect our health readiness as a nation. We have to maintain enough people willing and able to get vaccinated to achieve the "herd immunity" effect after all. We all know POTUS just wants him around as a lap dog and yes man since Fauci was such a big thorn in his side though.

Trump only wants him there because he's too ignorant to contest any baseless pseudoscience he might pull out of his ass on a whim, but at the rate RFK is going it's only a matter of time before he's the center of a spectacle so embarrassing not even MAGAts want him shitting the bed.

Another kindred soul caught in the tangled webs we weave. Stay strong Lil Mayo.

I don't think any lexicon has need for a word like "heatwave" anymore since the word "summer" is pretty much synonymous. Especially when you live in hell...or Texas. Summer lasts until winter begins.. This season has been uncharacteristically wet, and I was initially excited about that because here summer precipitation usually comes in the form of severe thunderstorms that accompany cold fronts that feel orgasmic. These storms have sucked though they're just dropping buckets of rain leaving us with swamp ass and boiling humidity... BUT....On a positive note it's always the season to play this banger. 

If you don't want your yard I'll take it. 

How the fuck you remember your first razor? You shave once a decade or was the first time just that momentous..

Well shit... ruined this post I made at op. 

Hates Miracle Whip, but bathes in mustard. This dude even sent in fan mail requesting the jackass dudes to play with mustard which inevitably led to Rake Yon acquiring his mustard phobia.

On 4/25/2025 at 2:38 PM, discolé monade said:

yeah...i dont' think 5 should be even joked about here. wasn't there an investigation before?

He did say 'mild' so idk.. Kind of curious myself as to what constitutes a 'mild' terroristic act, but whatevs