[classic swim]

It sucks I still have to wait a few hours just to eat lunch somewhere. I don’t want to eat breakfast. I get loaded at 1am and walk to the corner store to buy chicken and they don’t even have it. Woke up with a bag of beef jerky next to me.

A’hyuck a’hyuck like MORDECAI LITERALLY FUMBLES A BITCH.

He asked Guster if she could teach him how to dougie and she said “no, Seight! I cannooot!”

Caught an epic argument with his wife while in the Shoney’s Bear costume, and while in the Shoney’s Bear costume he undid his back legs and let his whole naked ass out and sang “oh let the sideshowww begin!”

I saw Halloween Kills in theaters and thought the hate was a major overreaction for something knowingly C tier. I read the IMDb reviews and so many said it’s bad because the characters were stupid. I thought that was good? Was he supposed to put down the machete and check their thetan levels? I didn’t see the 2018 before, so that might as well have been the reboot. Lol at clutching the quality of a 2018 movie.

He’s a magician who turned my cock into the WB Frog for 47 hours so it could sing its way up Olive Garden staff assholes.

When he had a bad day as the Shoney’s Bear, he grabbed a full tray of Shoney’s frog legs and stormed out of Shoney’s.

Killed off Tim Allen and cancelled Home Improvement so Mr. Hoonie could have his own show called Hoonie Improvement.

Perpetuating the theory that Mr. Hoonie has both a dog form and a Santa Claus form just like Tim Allen.

Is 43 early 40s or mid 40s?

Now I’m masturbating because I want to.

Zodiac signs are just useless gibberish to me. It’s only significant when you’re talking to the opposite sex at a restaurant or Shoe Carnival.

Saw the elementary cafeteria lady fall on her butt and he laughed like a chipmunk in front of the superintendent.

Attempts luring Mr. Hoonie out my basement by sending in Kudasai, Federal Hoonie Inspector.

Is gonna strangle Mr. Hoonie on the log ride.

The voice of John Redcorn was killed in a shooting.

He’s the greatest Seight that has ever lived.