PoopyBritches

There’s such a thing as dignity in this world. I will assume that you are loaded and probably a felon.

If you do and you’re not telling me, I can assure you I won’t rat you out to your parole officer.

The whole Excalibur sword in the stone may have been a metaphor for forging a weapon in a stone cast.

I’m sorry though. Are you drinking or something?

Wants to destroy my family possibly.

Arthur Pendragon. Not contemporary by any means but tales of general Arthur were widespread, eventually evolving into the fated King Arthur. He actually had a father in high standing reigning over part of Brittonic England and was one of the first non pagan post Roman occupation era war chiefs.