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I feel like this is a major hint, but my mind’s still not getting it. >_>

I’m so vain. I probably think this post is about me. No, but seriously, don’t worry about me, man. I can handle myself. And I’m already over it. 😜

I’m more interested in what other people post for the simple fact that I can’t come up with a single completely sodium-free food.

I read that as Scrotum. Where do we go from here?

I really can’t fault Nabs for this. Today is the most twisted fun I’ve had on these boards…probably since I joined.

lol no u Seriously, I’m not mad about this at all. I think it’s friggin’ hilarious. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a reason to laugh this hard.

Inorite? After decades of searching, I finally learned who I really am. I feel….vindicated….and viciously sarcastic. 😂

I don’t think I have a single sodium-free item in my house. A life without salt is a life I don’t wanna live. I just realized that I can’t participate in this anyway since I was voted out in the last round. Sorry. I’m gonna go now.

Especially when they involve boob slapping.

I would consider this thread a rousing success….if anyone actually gave a shit about my opinion. 😂

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing it.

I would also like to add that what’s edible to one person may not be to another. Yeah, I’m being unnecessarily difficult. What of it?

I’m probably doing this all wrong, but whatever.

That makes no much sense. Seriously. 🤪

I was right in the middle of eating when they offered. (Seriously, what kind of cruelty is that?) What I was eating was pretty crappy, but I could’ve had something slightly less crappy. 😔

It would definitely be some “Truman Show” shit, that’s for sure. 😂

WHEW!! I was born in October.

If the two of you were born in the same month I was, I swear I will question every single thing I think I’ve ever known. >_>

Dude. You. Ain’t. Fucking. Kidding. I’m referring more to myself than you….even though you are a few years older than me. 😜

So far, you have not been wrong about anything that I can think of. But…out of respect for you, I swear I will tell you if/when you are.

I am The_annoying_one and I approve this message 1000%!

Exactly! And he plays the part so perfectly.

As do I. Resident Alien is one of my favorite shows.

I feel SO much better now. 😃

It’s ok. Really. I shouldn’t have said anything. Totally my fault. 😛