considering Luffy's body is literally made out of Rubber.....crushing him probably wouldn't work to begin with
cutting him would be the only thing that could hurt him
actually the food poisoning was canon
(it was in classic naruto, he had asked Sakura on a date but had food poisoning and kept having to run to the bathroom thus ruining their date)
but Naruto naturally being a human bag of tear gas was filler
the funny thing is the tear gas farts were a filler thing
they're based on a SINGLE SCENE where Naruto farted during a fight with Kiba, and because Kiba was using a Jutsu that made his sense of Smell hyper Powerful he couldn't stand the smell
but the filler behaves as if naruto just naturally farts plumes of tear gas
considering Yuri on Ice was allowed to exist I'm hoping someday a Naruto rip-off gets created someday where the story is better written and the sasuke and naruto rip-off characters end up actually being Gay,
if only Naruto and Sasuke were gay, the whole series would make sense if they were
their turmoil. their love for eachother, their struggles
would have all made sense if the story had been a metaphor for them coming to terms with their sexuality