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They're probably all products of a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong.... or inbreeding. Lots of inbreeding.

I can just see the new Youtube trend in my mind. "Eating 10 pounds of apple seeds challenge! ALMOST DIED?!" With horrible click bait imagery

That's what I've been trying to tell everyone but no one listens to me lmao

I'm assuming Quackers doesn't like Philly too much lol

Another weird fact about me is that I can lick my elbow without trying too hard

I'm not really sure what you mean by "volatile catalyst", but okay

Did a nun slap the shit out of your hand until you got it right or something?

You're welcome. (Side note: I legitimately don't know who Viper is)

Where's your 3rd ear?

Apparently not, according to the article. 🤷‍♂️

I can do this https://www.sciencealert.com/some-people-can-make-a-roaring-sound-in-your-ears-just-by-tensing-a-muscle

Top answer over here lmao

Mine came from a stupid Youtube video I watched some time last year.

Burger King Foot Lettuce The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

Pepperoni dog fart