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  1. OSC
    Not for me. No Snickers yet.
  2. OSC
    And all the stone people stood in awe.
  3. OSC
    "What do you want this time?" "The other spear."
  4. OSC
    "Why did I try to turn that thing with my mouth?"
  5. OSC
    "Get excited." "WOO HOO!!" "Thanks, but it was only a catchphrase."
  6. OSC
    "We're on top of Saitama Mountain."
  7. OSC
    "Hey everybody. I'm done eating down a few trees."
  8. OSC
    "Magnets? How do..." Wait. That joke was already used.
  9. OSC
    "I don't care if either of you lives or dies." "Fair enough."
  10. OSC
    "We upgraded the blowing capability." -often heard at a sex doll corporate meeting
  11. OSC
    "I never lived in their world, and yet I can read him like a book."
  12. OSC
    Uh-oh. Another detox.
  13. OSC
    "The kind that can pump a bunch of oxygen into my furnace." I try that line, and I'd make all the women have their heads explode from the confusion.
  14. OSC
    Oh. He DOES have a name. Ok. How did my lame joke name sound better?
  15. OSC
    "I'm not impressed, Random Cameo Guy." "Curse the organization for giving me that hero name."
  16. OSC
    "OSC's hero name shall be Bad Pun Man."
  17. OSC
    "There was no beating my sister, no matter how much OSC paid me."
  18. OSC
    "I'll kill you so bad, you'll beg for death." One flaw in your logic...
  19. OSC
    "Sorry, Miss Blizzard. My extensive training destroyed all of my hormones, so forgive me if I don't feel any need to lust after you."
  20. OSC
    I don't have a fan club. I have a fan heart and a fan spade, but I can't play poker like that.
  21. OSC
    "I'll even be playing Barbara Streisand when I waltz in."
  22. OSC
    "Toss this joker out." "I don't have any scars."
  23. OSC
    BTW, getting used to my new keyboard. First time having a gaming keyboard. Long overdue. Showtime. Tardy. Prophet C has nothing on Prophet A and B.
  24. OSC
    My birthday was last week, but better late than never. 😍
  25. OSC
    "I'll wait until she's buried before stealing it."
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