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UnevenEdge

avec

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  1. When I got to the Bounty I burst out laughing thinking about someone trying to use a paper towel as a condom. Like, wrapping a single sheet shittily around the shaft and taping it down.
  2. Oh. KNOCK KNOCK
  3. Uh uh uh... Uh... GO ON WHO?
  4. NUNYA
  5. *steps in slowly So where do you want this 200 lbs of mayonnaise?
  6. So it says here I'm required to perform some sort of parrot releasing ritual. *takes off coat to reveal an entirely green outfit So uh...
  7. Beyond the Boundary 12 Black Clover 115 - well that escalated quickly. 😨
  8. Now we're talkin 😂
  9. >_______>
  10. Aha, its for the nipples! No?
  11. Please do.
  12. "I AM READY FOR THE HUMAN INJECTION" - Fox
  13. Like, you put your dick in it? Jk but really I am le naive. Maybe more for the dm end 😂
  14. It's going so far over my head you have no idea.
  15. You don't just do a human injection into...oh nevermind. 😂
  16. .........Go on 😂
  17. That's just a mild side effect. *continues pumping brown liquid into your forearm
  18. Its just the sensation darling.
  19. Oh, it's not chocolate.
  20. Oh I see. Ill get the special suit. *pulls out a blob of plastic with what appears to be a series of doorknobs attached
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