Phillies

So how do you stick the vibrator up there? Doesn't it hurt

This is new treatment.. so no Judas Chair this time?

Where do you want it?

You know what happened...

3-D girls are for losers.

OH.

That sounds slow and painful.

Pillows and gluttony.

* bends over *

But what are we gonna serve?

Oh I've got a good routine for sleeping and eating :420: no doubt. Nope unemployed again- waifu didn't show for work 2 days in a row.

<3 owo :-*

Didn't know you had one...

Zeni is as broke as a joke.

Oh please, the mental health people who couldn't solve it are all dead. The ones who work hard obviously don't have any major issues or symptoms or they wouldn't be doing a goddamn fuck with their lives. Who even knows if I can solve mine at this point, working on it right now. /blog

As I am an only child and my dad has no immediate family whatsoever, when he dies I am going to be a millionaire. So I can give a straight fuck about what else happens to me from here until then, however I would trade this spot to not have mental illness, then again since I don't have a choice I will play my cards to their fullest and not give a solid fucking goddamn fuck what soever, thank you very much.

Dad please don't spank me. :(

how did you like this 2 times?? :o

Day 2 of no papers being delivered- I guess I procrastinate. Oh well... back to the drawing board.

What if you roll around in your sleep and the bag comes off? no..

I don't let people babysit Waifu anymore.... after what happened the last time...

:420:

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