Rogue_Alphonse

Man up.

This is all stuff that was given to me. A lot of it will be going away soon

But you know my snapchat name

Years.

And me... :painfap:

MOTHER FUCKING SQUARE BOWLS. There is ONE square fucking bowl amongst the stack of all round bowls in my cabinet and it always ends up in the middle of the god damn stack and things do not situate properly and I am thinking of ways to make the fucking thing disappear.

But Naraku. You'd fap to him.

Less chances of STD's? Unless you don't know that your cousin Earl got to it before you did... and he got STD's from his sister who is a hooker...

OH GOD. "Everett! It's pin the tail ON the Donkey, not IN the donkey! And YOU'RE supposed to be blindfolded!"

Bitch I sold that months ago. Also it's a 1988.

Ohfuck I have that too... but I didn't receive that until I was like 12

Oldest as in how long ago it became yours or how old the item is? I'd say on both accounts, my NES is the oldest... my dad had it since before I was born and I have literally nothing else I have retrieved that I can remember. as for the oldest thing... probably the house I don't want that I am part owner of... built in 1894...

Maybe he figured the bag would calm it down..?

StarPanda[/member] is pretty sexy... I've seen him shirtless <3

Oh I thought you meant a Planet Fitness or whatever. Carry on.

And I eat wheat bread > It's easy for me to lose 10 pounds, but back pain cuts away my motivation.

I'm not a fan of gyms... Dude you have like 5,000 square feet of empty space in your home... save your membership money and put together a small gym room

:fap: doesn't count.

I could use Sasha as a weight... 115 pounds...

My muscular build is decent, I just stopped doing daily sit-up and gained 10 pounds I actually don't drink as much now that I moved -_'

Good man. -_' -_' -_' -_' -_'

HEY The emoji in StarPanda[/member] 's sig is missing

I actually don't know either I just like the name of that FB page. :robotss

The Wrangler in my sig has been up this a couple times...

Sounds Like An Elaborate Excuse To Be A Furry But Ok