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did you break anybody's shin with a well-timed kick?

how many flops were there?

 

(edit: I mean dive not flop, flopping happens in basketball)

ive been playing since i was 3, and ive never gotten hurt oddly enough. everyone i know that also plays, which is like 80% of people i know have all gotten pretty fucked up. torn acls, broken ankles, hamstring tears etc. nobody really calls fouls so long as youre not intentionally trying to ruin someones lives, so flopping is kinda not used.

 

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Good good you are playing the game as it was intended but I really really hoped for a gnarly snapped tibia story.

this girl who used to babysit me broke her ankle while playing when another girl tackled her, then fell on it with all her bodyweight. the same thing happened to her brother like 2 months after.

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That's pretty fuckin' gnarly man.

 

Last summer some idiot ran a red light and plowed into a minivan with a grandma and three kids in it right in front of me.

The driver at fault and the passenger switched places and pretended to be knocked out before the cops got there.

 

I think everyone was okay in the end but that stupid fuck was doing 30 at the moment of impact. I hope he went to jail.

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it was just me some cousins and their friends.

i havent played since november and am playing on joining my uni's team, so im still a little rusty, we lost 15-11.

 

I played 4 seasons when I was 5 and 6 I think. 

 

I didn't dislike it but It was more or less the only sport I could play at that age, as soon as I was old enough to play Baseball I skipped ship. 

 

That's cool though, at least you're being active. 

 

*I don't know you so I just want you to know I don't mean that as an insult, just fyi

 

 

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That's pretty fuckin' gnarly man.

 

Last summer some idiot ran a red light and plowed into a minivan with a grandma and three kids in it right in front of me.

The driver at fault and the passenger switched places and pretended to be knocked out before the cops got there.

 

I think everyone was okay in the end but that stupid fuck was doing 30 at the moment of impact. I hope he went to jail.

what the fuck how does one of the first things you think of when that happens be "lets parent trap these people lol"whyd they do that?

you'll get 'em next time

soccer is one of the very few things im good at, so validating my ego while playing almost makes up for no gf.

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I played 4 seasons when I was 5 and 6 I think. 

 

I didn't dislike it but It was more or less the only sport I could play at that age, as soon as I was old enough to play Baseball I skipped ship. 

 

That's cool though, at least you're being active. 

 

*I don't know you so I just want you to know I don't mean that as an insult, just fyi

im pretty short so i could never play basketball, football was always really boring to play, and i didnt understand baseball but still liked it as a kid, i just couldnt play lol.
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what the fuck how does one of the first things you think of when that happens be "lets parent trap these people lol"whyd they do that?

 

Combination of stupid and irresponsible. I have a feeling it was because the driver was drunk or high and they didn't think the cops would perform a thorough investigation and just believe what they found when they pulled up.

 

Freaked me out the worst because I very easily could have been fucked up.

 

soccer is one of the very few things im good at, so validating my ego while playing almost makes up for no gf.

 

become the next Messi and you'll be pullin' pussy left and right

I bet being the next le cut inside man would work too.

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Combination of stupid and irresponsible. I have a feeling it was because the driver was drunk or high and they didn't think the cops would perform a thorough investigation and just believe what they found when they pulled up.

 

Freaked me out the worst because I very easily could have been fucked up.

one of things i like about not living in a major city is the less intense driving. even when i took some family downtown for the christmas parade, i was dreading the driving the whole 2 hours of the show.

I bet being the next le cut inside man would wo rk too.

lmfao holy shit, theres a whole subreddit dedicated to this

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