molarbear Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 They mistakenly invited my friends and I to use their pool while they're out of town This is going to sound like a zeni thread but my friend's wife's sister was literally "who's going to drive me home?" Then she kept throwing the beer pong ball at me and asking me to drive her car home. I'm not use to being hit on and I'm terrible at picking up on it when it's happening needless to say I kind of want to punch myself in the dick for not picking up on it because she's pretty attractive /blog TL:DR i'm fucking stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 She's of age so not a Zeni thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 I'm also not in her bed right now so I'll meet you halfway on that argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 well you have a sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Definitely better than a zenni thread Also man you missed out you he to seize the opportunity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I'm also not in her bed right now so I'll meet you halfway on that argument I dunno, you not being in her bed moves this closer to the Zeni side of things. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 well you have a sock They all have holes in them because of the way I walk They're not efficient sperm receptors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 Definitely better than a zenni thread Also man you missed out you he to seize the opportunity Next time Gadget.......next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 I dunno, you not being in her bed moves this closer to the Zeni side of things. > I shot water out of my nose I sorry that I have but one like to give to your response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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