I had trouble peeing when I woke up this morning.

[Skinko]

I'm okay now though.  <3

[Naraku4656]

try slamming a metal rod in your urethra. i hear that it's a fetish

[Skinko]

try slamming a metal rod in your urethra. i hear that it's a fetish

DUDE STOP

 

I'M ALREADY MASTURBATING YOU DON'T NEED TO TURN ME ON EVEN MORE

[Misaka]

try slamming a metal rod in your urethra. i hear that it's a fetish

 

Did you try it?

[Naraku4656]

Did you try it?

do i look like dudeco?

[Misaka]

do i look like dudeco?

 

Yes

[Naraku4656]

WRONG

[StarPanda]

Did you pull it

[Misaka]

WRONG

 

RIGHT

[Skinko]

Did you pull it

Mostly I just stood there hunched over, with my hand on the back of the toilet, moaning in discomfort.

 

 

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I've been in that position...  :::