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Elliot used to be me, except I'm the Antielliot


Zenigundam

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If you've been following me for a while, you'll remember that when I was in HS, I started posting (amazing) videos to my YouTube account and I had trouble getting the really hot girls to date me because they wanted to get with obnoxious brutes who weren't as good as I was, and it was an awfully painful thing to see happen time and again.

 

Anyway, when the Isla Vista thing went down and it was revealed that he had his YouTube account with videos scored to 80s pop and always with him because he had no friends, well I have friends but I just choose to take my videos solo, I could feel people I knew from the real world who'd seen my videos and antics looking RIGHT AT ME with that, "Holy sh-t! It's only a matter of time before Zeni does this too!" but then time passed and I never did it, and girls started to reevaluate their foolish and failurebound selection of obnoxious brutes over Zenigundams, and here we are now. Society's slowly learning. We're not there yet, but the obnoxious brutes aren't winning over the superior lone wolf alpha male warriors like they used to, which was downright ridiculous.

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