Zenigundam Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Her last text said that she was "watching TMZ". Whatever that means. I think she means Extra or Access Hollywood or some sh-t. Anyway, I need to text her back because she logged back into OKC. Yeah she wants to meet up on Saturday and let me pound her thirsty HS ass, but I can't risk some meathead dumbass jock stealing her from me.
Houdini Splicer Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 What do the sunsets look like in your private world? I bet they're hella amazing.
NaBarney Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Conversation with these girls on okcupid would probably come more naturally if you were heterosexual.
Zenigundam Posted April 14, 2017 Author Posted April 14, 2017 Conversation with these girls on okcupid would probably come more naturally if you were heterosexual. She's my girlfriend now.
Houdini Splicer Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Kurt Angle is a scrub. He won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin' neck! What have you done? Disappointed your mother? Check. Sexual predator? Check. Petty thief? Check. Never scored? Check. Oh, it's true. It's damn true! :fap:
Houdini Splicer Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 My left hand is my girlfriend now. Shh... don't tell the right.
Ginguy Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 You're a creeping rapey alcoholic pedophile who should be locked up....
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