I swear sunflower seeds are a laxative

[mochi]

**blood curdling screams from the bathroom**

[1938_Packard]

The seeds are a super fiber food, like Celery.  It's like Roto Rooter for your colon.  Got a tough clog?  No match for sunflower seeds.  Just burn five books of matches when you're finally empty.

[André Toulon]

The seeds are a super fiber food, like Celery.  It's like Roto Rooter for your colon.  Got a tough clog?  No match for sunflower seeds.  Just burn five books of matches when you're finally empty.

 

Matches that don't have a smell I'll assume.

[1938_Packard]

Matches that don't have a smell I'll assume.

Matches are sulfur.  You'll smell plenty of that.  It kind of reminds me of the Paint Pots in Yellowstone.