I have a shoplifting problem

[Zenigundam]

And I can never run for public office because my opponent will find the damning security tapes from twenty years earlier before Walmart does.

[bnmjy]

Presidents have a propensity for higher stature. You're too diminutive.

 

So keep stealing.

[Kudasai]

[Houdini Splicer]

And I can never run for public office because my opponent will find the damning security tapes from twenty years earlier before Walmart does.

You have a helluva lot more problems, besides shoplifting, that you should be worried about, fella.