I don't actually exist

[nameraka]

My whole life was an elaborate April fool's joke decades in the making. 

Totally worth it. 😐

[Sawdamizer]

Cum stain on the proverbial pants of the flying space turtle, is all you are.

[nameraka]

37 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Cum stain on the proverbial pants of the flying space turtle, is all you are.

Wait til I tell my parents. I can't wait to see the expression on their faces...