anybody want to hear the true story of christmas?

[nameraka]

no?

too bad. 

you might want to get some snacks. 

this is going to take a long time. 😐

 

Edited December 19, 2020 by nameraka

[RainyDayJizz#35]

This is what I wanted this to be.

[bnmjy]

Romans fucked and gluttoned, and then some Jesus bullshit came along, when the fucker was actually born in September, meaning the Virgin Mary was a lascivious whore during the Saturnalia.