My mother trained horses for a living.

[Skinko]

My father was a horse.

[Greeny]

So you're a centaur? Sweet.

 

How do you type?

[Skinko]

So you're a centaur? Sweet.

Yeah, but in an ironic twist of fate, only my top half is horse.

[Greeny]

Yeah, but in an ironic twist of fate, only my top half is horse.

 

That makes you far less useful.

[little_girl_lost]

and that makes you a my little pony