You've got to be kidding me

[Kudasai]

 I'm running late so I'm rushing trying to get here on time then I arrive and the doors are locked because the manager is late

 

[Vamped]

Well atleast you're not late

I applaud your dedication to your job and punctuality. Way to go! Thats some damn good adulting there young man! 

[StarPanda]

I know that feel bro