fuggstop Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Join us for a Mother's Day Tea in your honor! Advanced payment is required. Call or swing by the gym today to reserve your spot!
SwimModSponges Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Thought this thread was about sucking dick for a $100 worth of weed. *leaves* 1
fuggstop Posted May 7, 2019 Author Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Thought this thread was about sucking dick for a $100 worth of weed. *leaves* i dont smoke weed but i would maybe.. .spend some time... with a guy for $100.. come back!!
SwimModSponges Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Guy goes into a dive bar, sees a menu written on the wall. Cheese sandwich- $1 Turkey sandwich- $2 Handjob- $20. Three of the most attractive women walk out o the back room, ask him what he'd like. "Are you... are you the ladies who give the handjobs?" he asks. "Yes we are," they reply. "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich." 2
fuggstop Posted May 7, 2019 Author Posted May 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Guy goes into a dive bar, sees a menu written on the wall. Cheese sandwich- $1 Turkey sandwich- $2 Handjob- $20. Three of the most attractive women walk out o the back room, ask him what he'd like. "Are you... are you the ladies who give the handjobs?" he asks. "Yes we are," they reply. "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich." haha. i like that joke. short and sweet. are you Mr.Girlfriend officially yet? if not when does that happen? if none of my business tell me to go buy Elk poop
SwimModSponges Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Still in the planning stages. Figuring late/early fall next year for an actual "ceremony," getting the paperwork done before that. 1
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