fuggstop Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Rogue - would get one of those baby tool sets for his baby. Would make his child hold nails while he hammers them in. Will take him hunting and camping when hes only 6. Dane - will crack inappropriate jokes about his wifes vagina during delivery. When kid is older will troll him with jokes about whatever predicament his kid gets in ...jokes will be hilarious to him but will traumatize the kid. Naraku #s - will be too self loathing to think he can even have a kid. His wife will constantly have to reassure him. For her itll be like having two babies. Garbagepailcat - will look perfect pregnant and not gain any weight. Will name baby something like "miracle" Phillies- his mom will get desperate for grandkids and hire an unscrupulous doctor to knock him out, steal his sperm, and knock up some lady who will lie and tell everyone the sperm donor is a lawyer from California Ginguy- no kids. But plenty of secret abortions in mexico and mistresses paid money to keep quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Garbagepailcat - will look perfect pregnant and not gain any weight. Will name baby something like "miracle" Lol. One time I posted a picture on the old boards and you said something to the effect of “lol where are your boobs.” Idk why this made me think of that, but here we are. Also, I hate that name. 😂 I will likely use an old southern name like my own. Or, since my last name starts with an F, husboy and I have discussed naming our child something that will have the initials of DTF. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 30, 2019 Author Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 minute ago, garbagepailcat said: Lol. One time I posted a picture on the old boards and you said something to the effect of “lol where are your boobs.” Idk why this made me think of that, but here we are. Also, I hate that name. 😂 I will likely use an old southern name like my own. Or, since my last name starts with an F, husboy and I have discussed naming our child something that will have the initials of DTF. Awww sorry i was mean. I couldn't tell the cool people from the not cool people back then. I think youre great...boobs and all...and my God that ass! But u already know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 At least they'll be a part of their children's lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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