Skiles Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Ten minutes in, everyone decides that fighting is silly, and that they should all be friends. And they all ride their dragons into the sunset and live happily ever after. Spoiler And some incest probably happens too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 also, someone realizes that it's fucking stupid to hide in the crypts when facing an enemy that can raise the dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share Posted April 28, 2019 Just now, nameraka said: also, someone realizes that it's fucking stupid to hide in the crypts when facing an enemy that can raise the dead. I don't know what that means, but yeah, that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 (edited) Night King will convince Jamie to be his bff and together they will swoop down, snatch Bron, and yeet him into the distance. The things we do for love. Upon learning his new friend loves babies, Jamie suggests they skip the battle and fly off to Kings Landing to see Cersei and the new baby. Turns out the baby is a dwarf. Back at the battle, Sir Pod the Rod whips out his personal lance and the wights flee in shame and terror. The triumphant Pod turns to regard his comrades and accidentally swipes them all with his blessed blade, killing them all, and collapsing the crypt in the chaos, crushing all those hiding beneath it. Edited April 28, 2019 by GunStarHero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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