fuggstop Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 I bought my daughter to this trampoline park. I ran back to my car to get my book to read while she jumped and heard this Grandma?: he threw up again. Every time he comes here he throws up Mom?: he ate a hot dog that was in his bookbag 🤦♀️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) I hear a lot in the locker room at work. It never ceases to amaze me how many women make calls while they're on the toilet. But the one I will never forget is the girl ordering Chinese food over the phone while having explosive diarrhea. Just rippin' ass while she ordered more ass rippin' fuel. Edited April 26, 2019 by GunStarHero Thank you autocorrect. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 26, 2019 Author Share Posted April 26, 2019 Lol my coworkers talk behind my back because i poop all day lol One girl got mad at me and she said "thats why no one wants to go in the bathroom after you" 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I like the one that Lewis Black claimed he heard on the bus - "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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