Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:40 PM, Skiles said: No he wouldn't. April Fools! Expand FTFY
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:42 PM, cryptkicker5 said: He'd kill Conor. Expand Can't kill him if you can't touch him.
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:42 PM, Greeny said: FTFY Expand Pls be my full-time editor thx.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 He'd never get close enough to Andre. Conor = dead.
Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:44 PM, Skiles said: Can't kill him if you can't touch him. Expand Is Conor a DBZ character or something?
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) UFC pussy. Not worth a shit. Edited April 1, 2019 by cryptkicker5
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:47 PM, Greeny said: Is Conor a DBZ character or something? Expand Have you seen that guy move? He might as well be.
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:49 PM, cryptkicker5 said: UFC pussy. Not worth a shit. Expand Yeah, you're right. That UFC fighter could never win a fight against a pro wrestler.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:50 PM, Skiles said: Yeah, you're right. That UFC fighter could never win a fight against a pro wrestler. Expand Lio Rush would whip his ass.
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:50 PM, cryptkicker5 said: Lio Rush would whip his ass. Expand Well yeah. I've seen his work on the indies. He no-sells everything. Lio Rush is an unstoppable force.
Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:49 PM, Skiles said: Have you seen that guy move? He might as well be. Expand Yeah, I saw him. Which means he isn't so fast that a slower person couldn't catch him. All Andre would have to do is anticipate where Conor would be and swing his giant arm in that general direction. If he makes good contact or, even worse for Conor, manages to grab him, Conor is done.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 The Great Khali is lumbering. Not Andre. But Khali would kill Conor too.
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:52 PM, Greeny said: Yeah, I saw him. Which means he isn't so fast that a slower person couldn't catch him. All Andre would have to do is anticipate where Conor would be and swing his giant arm in that general direction. If he makes good contact or, even worse for Conor, manages to grab him, Conor is done. Expand Yeah, but Conor isn't a video game boss. He probably wouldn't move in a set pattern. He can keep his distance until Andre gets off balance, and then jump in with quick punches.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 If they fought in a ring, all Andre would have to do is back into the turnbuckle. Wait until Conor gets close, and kill him.
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:53 PM, cryptkicker5 said: The Great Khali is lumbering. Not Andre. But Khali would kill Conor too. Expand Okay, so the important thing is, are we talking about early Andre who's just a giant? Or later Andre from, let's say, Wrestlemania 6, where he's so beat up and falling apart from his disease that he literally has to hold the ropes to stay balanced? Because I think Conor wins either way, but DEFINITELY against older, late-1980s Andre.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 Conor's career sucks so bad now, he's doing some lame liquor commercials.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:56 PM, Skiles said: Okay, so the important thing is, are we talking about early Andre who's just a giant? Or later Andre from, let's say, Wrestlemania 6, where he's so beat up and falling apart from his disease that he literally has to hold the ropes to stay balanced? Because I think Conor wins either way, but DEFINITELY against older, late-1980s Andre. Expand I think either Andre would beat him. Even dead Andre.
Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:54 PM, Skiles said: Yeah, but Conor isn't a video game boss. He probably wouldn't move in a set pattern. So? Momentum is a thing. Eventually he'd walk right into one of Andre's bear claws. He can keep his distance until Andre gets off balance, and then jump in with quick punches. Which would most likely have to be body shots, which would do fuck all to that fucking mountain of a man. Expand
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:57 PM, cryptkicker5 said: Conor's career sucks so bad now, he's doing some lame liquor commercials. Expand I mean, his career is over... He retired. Ironically, he might end up doing something with WWE. Which would probably suck.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:58 PM, Skiles said: I mean, his career is over... He retired. Ironically, he might end up doing something with WWE. Which would probably suck. Expand I've been seeing that rumor. He should go to All Elite. Beat up on Kenny Omega.
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 I wish Rousey would leave WWE. She sucks. Really bad.
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) On 4/1/2019 at 7:00 PM, cryptkicker5 said: I wish Rousey would leave WWE. She sucks. Really bad. Expand Oh man, we definitely disagree there. Honestly, every match she's had, at least on PPV, has been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic. She even managed top get a passable match out of Nia Jax, and she's the drizzling shits. Her character is kinda meh, even with the heel turn, but her in-ring work has been pretty damn good, all things considered. Rumors are she might leave, though. Guess she wants to start a family and shit. So you may get your wish. Edited April 1, 2019 by Skiles
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 7:04 PM, Skiles said: Oh man, we definitely disagree there. Honestly, every match she's had, at least on PPV, has been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic. She even managed top get a passable match out of Nia Jax, and she's the drizzling shits. Her character is kinda meh, even with the heel turn, but her in-ring work has been pretty damn good, all things considered. Expand I think it was shitty what they did to Asuka. Now, there will be no Smackdown women's championship match at Mania. Charlotte didn't need the damn belt.
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