Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 April Fools! No he wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 He'd kill Conor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: No he wouldn't. April Fools! FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: He'd kill Conor. Can't kill him if you can't touch him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Greeny said: FTFY Pls be my full-time editor thx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 He'd never get close enough to Andre. Conor = dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Skiles said: Can't kill him if you can't touch him. Is Conor a DBZ character or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) UFC pussy. Not worth a shit. Edited April 1, 2019 by cryptkicker5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Greeny said: Is Conor a DBZ character or something? Have you seen that guy move? He might as well be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: UFC pussy. Not worth a shit. Yeah, you're right. That UFC fighter could never win a fight against a pro wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Yeah, you're right. That UFC fighter could never win a fight against a pro wrestler. Lio Rush would whip his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: Lio Rush would whip his ass. Well yeah. I've seen his work on the indies. He no-sells everything. Lio Rush is an unstoppable force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Have you seen that guy move? He might as well be. Yeah, I saw him. Which means he isn't so fast that a slower person couldn't catch him. All Andre would have to do is anticipate where Conor would be and swing his giant arm in that general direction. If he makes good contact or, even worse for Conor, manages to grab him, Conor is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 The Great Khali is lumbering. Not Andre. But Khali would kill Conor too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Big Dick Johnson could beat Conor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Greeny said: Yeah, I saw him. Which means he isn't so fast that a slower person couldn't catch him. All Andre would have to do is anticipate where Conor would be and swing his giant arm in that general direction. If he makes good contact or, even worse for Conor, manages to grab him, Conor is done. Yeah, but Conor isn't a video game boss. He probably wouldn't move in a set pattern. He can keep his distance until Andre gets off balance, and then jump in with quick punches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 If they fought in a ring, all Andre would have to do is back into the turnbuckle. Wait until Conor gets close, and kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: The Great Khali is lumbering. Not Andre. But Khali would kill Conor too. Okay, so the important thing is, are we talking about early Andre who's just a giant? Or later Andre from, let's say, Wrestlemania 6, where he's so beat up and falling apart from his disease that he literally has to hold the ropes to stay balanced? Because I think Conor wins either way, but DEFINITELY against older, late-1980s Andre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Conor's career sucks so bad now, he's doing some lame liquor commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Okay, so the important thing is, are we talking about early Andre who's just a giant? Or later Andre from, let's say, Wrestlemania 6, where he's so beat up and falling apart from his disease that he literally has to hold the ropes to stay balanced? Because I think Conor wins either way, but DEFINITELY against older, late-1980s Andre. I think either Andre would beat him. Even dead Andre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Yeah, but Conor isn't a video game boss. He probably wouldn't move in a set pattern. So? Momentum is a thing. Eventually he'd walk right into one of Andre's bear claws. He can keep his distance until Andre gets off balance, and then jump in with quick punches. Which would most likely have to be body shots, which would do fuck all to that fucking mountain of a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: Conor's career sucks so bad now, he's doing some lame liquor commercials. I mean, his career is over... He retired. Ironically, he might end up doing something with WWE. Which would probably suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: I mean, his career is over... He retired. Ironically, he might end up doing something with WWE. Which would probably suck. I've been seeing that rumor. He should go to All Elite. Beat up on Kenny Omega. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I wish Rousey would leave WWE. She sucks. Really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: I wish Rousey would leave WWE. She sucks. Really bad. Oh man, we definitely disagree there. Honestly, every match she's had, at least on PPV, has been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic. She even managed top get a passable match out of Nia Jax, and she's the drizzling shits. Her character is kinda meh, even with the heel turn, but her in-ring work has been pretty damn good, all things considered. Rumors are she might leave, though. Guess she wants to start a family and shit. So you may get your wish. Edited April 1, 2019 by Skiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Oh man, we definitely disagree there. Honestly, every match she's had, at least on PPV, has been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic. She even managed top get a passable match out of Nia Jax, and she's the drizzling shits. Her character is kinda meh, even with the heel turn, but her in-ring work has been pretty damn good, all things considered. I think it was shitty what they did to Asuka. Now, there will be no Smackdown women's championship match at Mania. Charlotte didn't need the damn belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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