Codename: Jackass Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 This is a prolonged insult, a gobble of spit in the face of art. A kick in the pants to God, Man, destiny, time, love, beauty, what you will. I'm gonna sing for you; a little off key, perhaps, but I will sing. I will sing while you croak. I will dance over your dirty corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I will not be talked down to by some ineffectual, privileged, effette, soft penis'd, debutante. You want to start a street war with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly this will get, you don't even know my real name, I'm the fucking Lizard King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Ahhh the 4chan copypasta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 I didn't know where to take it, so I did what anyone would do in my situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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