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On 11/28/2018 at 7:16 PM, TrigunBebop said:

I can lift almost 600 lbs, brah. B|

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LBS = Large Balloons :ph34r::balloon:

 

I don't know why I didn't predict a balloon joke, but I thought you were going to make a self deprecating joke about you lifting your 600 pound ass everywhere you go. (I actually have no idea if you are fat, thin, or in between, but it matters not for self deprecating humor)

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On 11/29/2018 at 12:31 AM, KimopoBotar said:

I knew a guy who could bench 300lbs. He would only ever do pushups, but would come out to the weight pile every once in a while, bust out a few sets, and leave everyone speechless. 

I knew another guy who would curl 50lb weights as a warm-up. His biceps where bigger than my head. Cool dude though. Pitched for the White Sox. 

Vicarious bragging time.

When my brother was in high school, he got a "Bear Award" (our mascot was the Bears) for benching 400 lbs. The plaque was hanging up in the school's office. 

I went to junior high and high school with someone who pitched for the Orioles and Mariners... Didn't fare too well in the majors, unfortunately.... Pitched a season or two in Korea then retired. 

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