So most of us work with the public...whats the dumbest thing a customer said to you?

[fuggstop]

This man asked me how we could expect his dead ex wife to sign his death claim forms. 🤦‍♀️

[tsar4]

"...My Mother and I have a relationship!"  

[tsar4]

6 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

"...My Mother and I have a relationship!"  

Then again, there was the woman who was complaining to me because the store was out of large bags and she had purchased a big package of TP..."What are people going to think about me leaving with this big package of toilet paper?"  (thinks to myself, "That you don't use your bare hand?")  "You should put up a sign in the toilet paper aisle, warning people that they may not want to buy it because you're out of big bags!!!"

[KimopoBotar]

In the middle of a parking lot that was mostly empty, after I told them they couldn't just park in front of the site: "well then where do i park?"

 

[Vodkajellyshot]

 Text notification sound  ..a random stranger text ..."what will it cost to fix my car "..