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...is to use my ever evolving Spanish and near flawless accent to mess with people....

Like i'll be in the check out line at the grocery store and chat up the cashier (if she's of the spanish speaking sort) and suddenly switch to a stereotypical white accent while still speaking spanish...their reactions are priceless...

 

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

...is to use my ever evolving Spanish and near flawless accent to mess with people....

Like i'll be in the check out line at the grocery store and chat up the cashier (if she's of the spanish speaking sort) and suddenly switch to a stereotypical white accent while still speaking spanish...their reactions are priceless...

 

Mine is reporting them the ICE and watching them be tore away from their anchor babies. 

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7 minutes ago, KH868 said:

Mine is reporting them the ICE and watching them be tore away from their anchor babies. 

well, I'd say I look forward to seeing you in hell, but pussies don't usually make it to the inner depths where real muffakkas like me will end up..

 

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Just now, Mix said:

well, I'd say I look forward to seeing you in hell, but pussies don't usually make it to the inner depths where real muffakkas like me will end up..

 

Reeeeee he will not divide us. Also pretty pushy on the assumption I believe in make believe sky man putting me in pretend fire place. 

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2 minutes ago, KH868 said:

Reeeeee he will not divide us. Also pretty pushy on the assumption I believe in make believe sky man putting me in pretend fire place. 

I don't see how a one sentence reply is pushy, but I apologize....I myself am in actuality a believer of Lord Xenu....Maybe an open minded soul such as yourself would like to go clear and access the full potential of your mind....I would be honored to guide you down the path of dianetics, brother 

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Just now, Mix said:

I don't see how a one sentence reply is pushy, but I apologize....I myself am in actuality a believer of Lord Xenu....Maybe an open minded soul such as yourself would like to go clear and access the full potential of your mind....I would be honored to guide you down the path of dianetics, brother 

I'm to egotistical to let anyone improve me as a person. I am fine just the dumpsterfire way i am. 

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5 minutes ago, KH868 said:

I'm to egotistical to let anyone improve me as a person. I am fine just the dumpsterfire way i am. 

Perfect....just perfect.....

We need more people like you in this world. You should run for office. I have a feeling you would go far. Don't sweat the college degree, that GED is plenty...

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

Perfect....just perfect.....

We need more people like you in this world. You should run for office. I have a feeling you would go far. Don't sweat the college degree, that GED is plenty...

With a small loan of a million dollars I can do anything! 

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5 minutes ago, KH868 said:

With a small loan of a million dollars I can do anything! 

You'd think right? But the prices for hunting humans are ridiculous these days.....but that's a conversation for another time...

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