MEXobiologist Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 The perfect utopia... a life without conflict means death. Discuss or share your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blink89 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Today is the oldest you've ever been but also the youngest you'll ever be again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 If we are waiting for the food at a restaurant dont we become the waiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 I found this pill in my jacket i didn't recognize....I ate it....now i'm afraid that if I stop talking, i'll die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 There are only 2 days in your life where they are not 24 hours long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 there's no such thing as a threesome with two guys and a girl....that's just gay sex with a witness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blink89 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 If you drop a bar of soap on the ground, does the soap become dirty or does the ground become clean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 The Emperor wants to control outer space. Yoda wants to explore inner space. That is the fundamental difference between the good and bad sides of the force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blink89 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Who pays the electricity bill at the power plant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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