Zenigundam Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 In college I probably wasted about $20 on high-quality Trojan condoms and I never even got to open the boxes. Sorority chicks are cruel.
Zenigundam Posted January 26, 2017 Author Posted January 26, 2017 That's a incredibly short story. It kinda annoys me that I never even used them. Wish I could go back in time five years and do some alpha male boss shet! <3
Misaka Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 It kinda annoys me that I never even used them. Wish I could go back in time five years and do some alpha male boss shet! <3 they would still sit on the shelf collecting dust from never being handled by a girls hand
Zenigundam Posted January 26, 2017 Author Posted January 26, 2017 Girls don't touch the condom. What are you a virgin or something
Derackthehunter Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 It kinda annoys me that I never even used them. Wish I could go back in time five years and do some alpha male boss shet! <3 Sure Zeni. Sure
Misaka Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 Girls don't touch the condom. What are you a virgin or something well now we know you never had a girl give you a BJ before
Zenigundam Posted January 26, 2017 Author Posted January 26, 2017 You're wrong about that. I've done it all, and with very hot women who I am more than worthy of based on my dashing looks and awesome personality.
Misaka Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 You're wrong about that. I've done it all, and with very hot women who I am more than worthy of based on my dashing looks and awesome personality. now that's a white lie and everyone knows it
Houdini Splicer Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 You're wrong about that. I've done it all, and with very hot women who I am more than worthy of based on my dashing looks and awesome personality. Your mother giving birth to you doesn't count, dude.
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