molarbear Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 I had a couple squirrels that, everyday when I got home would be chowing away on my bird feeder so I bought this thing you put over the feeder to keep them out and they would just hang from their feet from the edges of it and still eat all the damn food Today though...today I finally removed my head from my ass and fixed the problem.... I covered the curved thing they hang from in vaseline and watched as they made multiple attempts to land on it only to slip off and that's the story of how I finally outsmarted two squirrels 6
jackiemarie90 Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) You show them who is the bi-pedal mammal with thumbs! Edited July 14, 2018 by jackiemarie90 spelling 3
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 My strategy would be to put out food that is more attractive to the squirrels than the bird feeder. Then you have squirrels that like to hang out and leave your bird feeder alone, which is always cool.
molarbear Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: You should them who is the bi-pedal mammal with thumbs! I know what you meant by this post but all I could picture were squirrels riding tiny bicycles 1 1
molarbear Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: My strategy would be to put out food that is more attractive to the squirrels than the bird feeder. Then you have squirrels that like to hang out and leave your bird feeder alone, which is always cool. I didn't mind them until they chewed a hole in the top of the feeder at that point they violated the backyard treaty of 2016 and war was declared 2
jackiemarie90 Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: I know what you meant by this post but all I could picture were squirrels riding tiny bicycles I don't know how to form sentences how the hell did I get an A in English 1C 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: I didn't mind them until they chewed a hole in the top of the feeder at that point they violated the backyard treaty of 2016 and war was declared Hah! They like cracked corn, leave a big pile of it somewhere easily accessible to them. They like it way more than little seeds. This seems like a mean version of the catapult, but it was easy to find. The one I remember was more squirrel friendly.
molarbear Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I don't know how to form sentences how the hell did I get an A in English 1C ya know... now that you fixed it my comment seems less relevant but I did a 10 second search on youtube for "squirrels riding bikes" and saw zero videos of squirrels pedaling mini bicycles I think I may have struck a gold mine with this idea 2
jackiemarie90 Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 Just now, molarbear said: ya know... now that you fixed it my comment seems less relevant but I did a 10 second search on youtube for "squirrels riding bikes" and saw zero videos of squirrels pedaling mini bicycles I think I may have struck a gold mine with this idea Well at least I admitted I made a mistake. x D But glad you got to look at some squirrels doing things.
molarbear Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Hah! They like cracked corn, leave a big pile of it somewhere easily accessible to them. They like it way more than little seeds. This seems like a mean version of the catapult, but it was easy to find. The one I remember was more squirrel friendly. I may start putting food out for them because I think one of them is blind or possessed because it has those weird "Blind Dude from Robin Hood" eyes everytime I open the door he just looks my way with those glazed eyes and I can't tell if he's like "Come at me bruh I'll steal your soul" or if its other enhanced senses are kicking in and when the door opens he's smelling the fart I unleashed like 20 mins ago escape into his nature kingdom 1
molarbear Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 14 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Well at least I admitted I made a mistake. x D But glad you got to look at some squirrels doing things. get woke jackie... get woke 1
jackiemarie90 Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 43 minutes ago, molarbear said: get woke jackie... get woke I love how Go Pro Sponsored this.
molarbear Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: I love how Go Pro Sponsored this. you still cannot deny that that is a squirrel water skiing better than most humans can
jackiemarie90 Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 16 minutes ago, molarbear said: you still cannot deny that that is a squirrel water skiing better than most humans can Most likely, I have never water skied before.
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