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That_One_Guy

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I went to school in the ghetto all through middle school. In 6th grade I was in a place that literally looked like a prison. We had bars on the windows and doors. All the doors except a few exits were also chained shut. Our teachers would literally tell us that the school was going to get shut down and that it was our fault. When I was registering, there were three very intense fights right next to the principles office. Nobody did anything about any of them. But I'm getting carried away. 

Anyway this place had a somewhat unspoken rule: the bathroom was for fighting. Unless you had business to settle, stay the fuck out of there. Well one day I really had to piss bad, and I thought I could use the bathroom without anyone knowing I went in there. So I'm at the urinal pissing. As I start I can literally feel someone standing right next to me. Like I could feel him standing there glaring at me. The second I began to turn my head in his direction WHAM! He punched me so fucking hard I saw flashing white lights. Next thing I know he's beating my ass while my dick is out and I'm still very much pissing. His buddies ran up and helped him beat my ass. These four dudes jumped me while I was pissing, and it was the most terrifying feeling ever. I thought they were going to kill me. I managed to throw a wild haymaker and knocked one of them down. Keep in mind I'm still pissing. They didn't extend me the courtesy of finishing. So after like two solid minutes of me getting the soul beat out of me, the PE coach came in and saved my life. And by this time a crowd had gathered around the bathroom to see me come out with a bloody nose and piss all over my clothes. Man... Mondays amirite? 

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