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“Let’s go to Waffle House”

and he says “I don’t wanna have to put on pants, let’s make stuff at home.”

and I says “ok, well make yourself some eggs, I’m gonna hit the gym”

hour later, I’m all gross and sweaty....

he says “well, I gotta go to the post office to return this item...but I might get food too....I’m gonna go to Waffle House”....

and I says “....you mother fucker......I’m gonna punch you in the mouth...”

this sum-bitch gonna die over a pecan waffle....remember me fondly....someone post my mug shot....

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