Poof Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 long story short, this big guy like 6'8 and heavy, stabbed me twice in the lower guts w/a big knife then as i slumped to the ground against the wall, he threw it at the floor beneath my feet where it stuck in the floor. i was so pissed that he escalated a barfight and tried to kill me (maybe succeeded but i woke up too soon to bleed out) bc until then it wasnt serious. i was also pissed bc he turned around after throwing it as if i wasnt anything to be worried about (which if that was his point why stab me in the first place?) and started walking away. i reached in my purse and pulled out a glock w/a full auto kit and BRRRRRRRRRT put like 10 rounds into his back. he fell straight over like a tree faceplanted. i stood up and screamed "if anyone else wants to escalate things i'll shoot you in your fucking face" then i backed out of the bar, called 911 for an ambulance and woke up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 That's a wild one. Personally, I've always wondered what it's like to glass a man, like that scene in The Departed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) I just woke up from a zombie type dream. It was weird bc the first half of it was a family type dream where I kept getting fucked up and going into the neighbor's house by accident and raiding their fridge. I heard this scared girl upstairs calling her mom saying "there's someone in our house" and I was like oh shit I'm in the wrong house again, but it worked out bc the zombie stuff started popping off in my house next door which gave me time to get ready. Then there was this weird time and place jump where I was in my boss's mansion with a coworker and we were holed up there when suddenly we see the boss pull up outside, after being gone for a long ass time during zombie land. And I knew he was going to try to kill me bc I've always hated him and he knows that and there's no rules anymore. So I'm hiding in the house and he knows I'm there and tells my coworker of the plan to kill me, then hears me in another room clattering over shit looking for a weapon, so he chases me around the house and almost gets me a few times until I use a big marble column on rolling wheels that's standing in the middle of the room for some reason not supporting anything (probably bc I think about the Fred Armisen "mahbull caalumns" SNL sketch a lot) and ram it into him over and over and throw it on him after he falls down from the blunt force. Then I woke up Dreams are fun and intense when they're happening but are usually terrible in retrospect Edited April 20, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, empty said: That's a wild one. Personally, I've always wondered what it's like to glass a man, like that scene in The Departed. ive been in alot of fights. a mix of going against guys/girls and a mix of winning/losing. in two of the ones that i won against guys, they cried after. at the end of one of those, the guy was on the ground already crying alil and as he got on his hands and knees to stand up, i kicked him hard in the stomach and he curled up and really started bawling. regardless of what happened earlier, i hate that i did that. the memory is so viscerally haunting and stuck in my head. unless youre a total psychopath, hurting someone hurts you too. so i can only imagine what killing someone does to you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Well, not kill, just hit him in the head with a heavy pint glass. Also, when you're in the moment and you're pissed off and the adrenaline's flowing, sometimes it makes sense to kick someone while they're down. It's only once the rational part of your brain starts working again that you really think about how it made you feel. I've really only been in one actual fight. It was back in high school and I didn't even throw a punch, the dude started punching me in the back of the head and then when I turned around to beat the shit out of him I tripped. It didn't even really hurt, it was more annoying, especially since he was swinging like an idiot and had no force behind them. Then four of his friends held me back and started going "NAH NAH IT'S OVER HE WON". That was really more humiliating than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: Well, not kill, just hit him in the head with a heavy pint glass. Also, when you're in the moment and you're pissed off and the adrenaline's flowing, sometimes it makes sense to kick someone while they're down. It's only once the rational part of your brain starts working again that you really think about how it made you feel. I've really only been in one actual fight. It was back in high school and I didn't even throw a punch, the dude started punching me in the back of the head and then when I turned around to beat the shit out of him I tripped. It didn't even really hurt, it was more annoying, especially since he was swinging like an idiot and had no force behind them. Then four of his friends held me back and started going "NAH NAH IT'S OVER HE WON". That was really more humiliating than anything. oh oops i still havent seen the departed so i thought u meant to kill someone haha. i dont even know what to say about those guys in your fight. idiots. it shouldve been humiliating for him to hit you in the back then have his friends hold u back before you could do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I just woke up from a zombie type dream. It was weird bc the first half of it was a family type dream where I kept getting fucked up and going into the neighbor's house by accident and raiding their fridge but it worked out bc the zombie stuff started popping off in my house next door which gave me time to get ready. Then there was this weird time and place jump where I was in my boss's mansion with a coworker and we were holed up there when suddenly we see the boss pull up outside, after being gone for a long ass time during zombie land. And I knew he was going to try to kill me bc I've always hated him and he knows that and there's no rules anymore. So I'm hiding in the house and he knows I'm there and tells my coworker of the plan to kill me, then hears me in another room clattering over shit looking for a weapon, so he chases me around the house and almost gets me a few times until I use a big marble column on rolling wheels that's standing in the middle of the room for some reason not supporting anything and ram it into him over and over and throw it on him after he falls down from the blunt force. Then I woke up Dreams are fun and intense when they're happening but are usually terrible in retrospect to me they can be fun to look back on but theyre always really scary for me while theyre happening. especially the crocodile ones... ughh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Poof said: oh oops i still havent seen the departed so i thought u meant to kill someone haha. i dont even know what to say about those guys in your fight. idiots. it shouldve been humiliating for him to hit you in the back then have his friends hold u back before you could do anything. This kid had been trying to pick a fight with me for a couple weeks and I don't even know why, I wasn't some big tough guy or anything and I'd literally never met him, I don't know what his fucking problem was. He transferred schools like a week later so I never had a chance to really 1v1 him but it's not in my nature to seek revenge like that. I chalk it up to being a jumped up little turd who thought he had something to prove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, empty said: This kid had been trying to pick a fight with me for a couple weeks and I don't even know why, I wasn't some big tough guy or anything and I'd literally never met him, I don't know what his fucking problem was. He transferred schools like a week later so I never had a chance to really 1v1 him but it's not in my nature to seek revenge like that. I chalk it up to being a jumped up little turd who thought he had something to prove. yea definitely not worth it. what a little dweeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, empty said: I've really only been in one actual fight. It was back in high school and I didn't even throw a punch, the dude started punching me in the back of the head and then when I turned around to beat the shit out of him I tripped. It didn't even really hurt, it was more annoying, especially since he was swinging like an idiot and had no force behind them. Then four of his friends held me back and started going "NAH NAH IT'S OVER HE WON". That was really more humiliating than anything. He won brah, he beat your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I really should have beat his ass, all I did was throw him down but I figured "that'll show him" which was my biggest mistake. I was afraid of getting in trouble and not used to fighting. The school cop had been keeping an eye on us because we had broken off from the main group of spectators, it was during the annual bonfire that we had the night before the big crosstown football game. Sure enough, as soon as the fight started that's when he came strolling up. I had some buddies who were about to jump in but of course the fucking fuzz had to ruin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I once had a dream where I got shot in an empty parking lot, and instead of waking up I lay there and had to accept my death... Very surreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I once had a dream where I got shot in an empty parking lot, and instead of waking up I lay there and had to accept my death... Very surreal You were having a premonition. Avoid parking lots from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: You were having a premonition. Avoid parking lots from now on. I think subconsciously I have been, at least at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 It's the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I once had a dream where I got shot in an empty parking lot, and instead of waking up I lay there and had to accept my death... Very surreal i get shot, stabbed, eaten, crushed, fall to death, or otherwise killed a lot in dreams. a lot of the time i fight back like in this one tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Poof said: i get shot, stabbed, eaten, crushed, fall to death, or otherwise killed a lot in dreams. a lot of the time i fight back like in this one tho This one was weird...like I just remember laying there and being like ''oh wow...i'm going to die'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 one time, i dreamt that bill clinton and hillary were sleeping in my parents bedroom and my dad, mom and i slept on the floor in the living room and i woke up in my dream to see my cat at the time walking on his hind legs holding a knife, looked at me and said "shhh" and walked into the bedroom then i woke up for realsies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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