WE HAVE SET OUR SHIPS TO BURNING

[Codename: Jackass]

TELL MY SONS I'M NOT RETURNING

THEY CAN KEEP THEIR LAND AND TITLES

EUNUCHS FOR THEIR ROMAN IDOLS

[TrigunBebop]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A JOKE ABOUT THE BATTLE OF CHIBI.

... I've clearly played far too much Dynasty Warriors.

[Codename: Jackass]

I'LL STAKE MY COURSE

SADDLED ON AN ARMORED HOUSE

FIRE COMING DOWN FROM A HILL