SwimModSponges Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 So we're in the air, having a great time, when we hit a spot of really rough turbulence; my servant spilling champaign all over the cabin. Well he looks like hes going to cry and im like "relax bernard, these things happen." So i go up to the cockpit, see how everything is going up in there, and i see Maxwell, my aviator, sitting there with his pants around his legs and a line of coke the size of my arm across the control console. Now by this point i dont know if he didnt see me or just didnt care; hes sitting there, teetch chattering, masturbating furiously while whispering words of encouragement to himself. I let him finish (didnt want to interrupt him) but as soon as we touched down i fired him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Howard Hughes or GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 i recently let mine go he had a drinking problem among other things... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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