SwimModSponges Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 So we're in the air, having a great time, when we hit a spot of really rough turbulence; my servant spilling champaign all over the cabin. Well he looks like hes going to cry and im like "relax bernard, these things happen." So i go up to the cockpit, see how everything is going up in there, and i see Maxwell, my aviator, sitting there with his pants around his legs and a line of coke the size of my arm across the control console. Now by this point i dont know if he didnt see me or just didnt care; hes sitting there, teetch chattering, masturbating furiously while whispering words of encouragement to himself. I let him finish (didnt want to interrupt him) but as soon as we touched down i fired him.
nameraka Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 i recently let mine go he had a drinking problem among other things... 1
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