Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 I don't know wtf her problem is, but I think it's high time that I confront her about this unnecessary tension. Honestly, who does she think she is pulling this crap on me? "Was I that much of an asshole to you? Huh?! Why the FUCK are you doing this?! Answer me!!!" *pounds fist on secretary's desk* 💪💪💪❤❤❤😎😎😎
wacky1980 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 she's probably intimidated by all that raw sex you exude. you're just hard to approach, man.
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: she's probably intimidated by all that raw sex you exude. you're just hard to approach, man. That's the struggle of being an alpha male these days... 😪
wacky1980 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 bring her flowers. that'll show her you have a sensitive side. chicks dig that shit.
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: bring her flowers. that'll show her you have a sensitive side. chicks dig that shit. That's awfully gay my man 1
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: You are always that much of an asshole, and she probably doesn't like the smell of stale beer and desperation. I want her to say those words to me if she really feels that way, so that we can have a badass chase through the school like Jason at the end of every Friday the 13th movie!!!
naraku360 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: That's awfully gay my man You think that's gay? Ask him about his lovedoll.
wacky1980 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: That's awfully gay my man that's why chicks dig it. listen, you can be all randy savage if you want, but it ain't gonna get you in with this one. gotta change that tack.
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, mthor said: She probably has better things to do. Not at all, she's just some dumb hot 21 year old who texts on her phone all day long!!!
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: that's why chicks dig it. listen, you can be all randy savage if you want, but it ain't gonna get you in with this one. gotta change that tack. You don't know, beta!!
Misaka Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: so that we can have a badass chase through the school like Jason at the end of every Friday the 13th movie and an attempted rape charge will be waiting for you later that day mr bench warrant
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Misaka said: and an attempted rape charge will be waiting for you later that day mr bench warrant Wtf lol where does rape factor into this, it's just a game of tag basically, except that I hold her at the end.
wacky1980 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You don't know, beta!! you're right, i don't know. nothing is certain. but your track record has been speaking for itself for a long time. apparently you don't know, beta.
Misaka Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Wtf lol where does rape factor into this, it's just a game of tag basically, except that I hold her at the end. why would you admit this? I really hope your lawyer is smart enough to gag you during the hearing
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: "Was I that much of an asshole to you? Huh?! Why the FUCK are you doing this?! Answer me!!!" *pounds fist on secretary's desk* 💪💪💪❤❤❤😎😎😎 Do that. Do exactly that
Guest The Hound Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do. 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do. 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do. 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do. 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do. 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do. 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do. 25 minutes ago, mthor said: See? She does have something better to do.
tsar4 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 3 hours ago, mthor said: You are always that much of an asshole, and she probably doesn't like the smell of stale beer and desperation. That's ok. zeni seems like the type to hose himself down with a full bottle of Axe, the same way the foreign cleaning crew would coat themselves with "Jovan Musk for Men" in the late 80's. 1
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