ill be driving up to DC/Maryland this week

[fuggnificent]

was gonna bang that i guy i met on tinder... the nerd with the hot body

so i let him know

he goes into total fuckboy mode.. asks if i can host.. asks if i will bang him in his car

now hold up.. you work for Google and dont have your own place in which to fuck bitches??
said nevermind and blocked him

[André Toulon]