Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 It's Friday the 13th up to Friday the 13th Part VIII on Amazon. I'm using my mom's Amazon Prime and then canceling it so that I get free two-day shipping. Crazy because I swear I've used that a billion times lol. Anyway, yeah this is awesome. All the good Friday the 13th movies on Blu-Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Author Share Posted February 11, 2018 Girls love to be frightened, so this is perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 So, your hand gets frightened. Hmm... well, damn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Why not just download it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Author Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Vin_Tybul said: So, your hand gets frightened. Hmm... well, damn. They want me to protect them from Jason, and I sure will if it ever comes to that, because that's what ripped lone wolf alpha male warriors do for their hot, legal age teen blonde lovers SEX SEX SEX AND MORE SEX. *looks up at the night sky longingly, hair rustling in the wind* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Uh huh. So, what do you do, since everyone here knows you're more like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, than a "ripped lone wolf alpha male warrior"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Author Share Posted February 11, 2018 I do badass things. People drop when they meet me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 And when you're talking about hair rustling in the wind, you're talking about your back hair, right? Because you don't have enough hair on that rat turd head of yours to rustle, or wave. Just look greasy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I do badass things. People drop when they meet me. Uncontrollable laughter has that effect on some people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Author Share Posted February 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: Uncontrollable laughter has that effect on some people. Bro, I'm not a joke. Accept that I'm the lone wolf alpha male warrior home wrecker who I've always claimed to be. Seriously, it's been many years now, so if somebody claims to be something for that long, you just have to accept that maybe it's the stone cold truth. Also, look at my eclectic and stunning taste in music and cinema. You don't see any beta independent films, romcom, or R&B on there, so that's how you know I'm as tough as I've always said I am! Wow, I just used that one year of law school to prove my alpha badassery. Archive this f---ing post, this is legendary. Girls, I want you to marvel at what I've just said, but don't text me because you're gonna seem JUST A LITTLE desperate if you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Author Share Posted February 11, 2018 I win, I win so baaaaaadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 16 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Bro, I'm a joke. I accept that I'm the lonley beta who I've always been. Seriously, everyone's said this for many years now, so if somebody claims that you're something for that long, you just have to accept that maybe it's the stone cold truth. Also, look at my eccentric and shitty taste in music and cinema. You see all of the Lifetime movies I've watched religiously, so that's how you know I'm as big a loser as everyone's always said I am! Wow, I just used that one year of law school to prove how much of a beta bottom I am. Archive this f---ing post, this is legendary. Girls, I want you to marvel at what I've just said, because the truth has been made manifest this day. Well said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 16 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I lose, I lose so baaaaaadly. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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