Nothing matters because...

[schmahxgn]

[move]WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE AND REALITY WILL EVENTUALLY  COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF. [/move]

[pail]

CUZ IN THE ENNNNNNNND!

[rilkean_heart]

True

[CAC]

Yup.

[Hornshire]

Your argument is not sound. Only one of your premises is certainly true, but more importantly, the conclusion does not follow from them.