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UnevenEdge

texting the person i went on the date with 2 days ago


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"Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?"

I said, "Losing my penis to a whore with disease"

"Just kidding"

I said, "Losing my life to a whore with disease"

She said, "Excuse me, please?"

I said, "Losing my life to a horrible disease"

She said, "Please"

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Sitting here wishing on a cement floor

Just wishing that I had just something you wore

I put it on when I go lonely

Will you take off your dress and send it to me?

Posted

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor

Just wishing that I had just something you wore

I put it on when I go lonely

Will you take off your dress and send it to me?

 

I've kissed mermaids, rode the El Nino

Walked the sand with the crustaceans

Could find my way to Mariana

On a wave of mutilation

 

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